The Cliff and Joan page...

Well, if you've ever seen Cheers, then our Cliff is their Cliff. He's been just about everywhere, seen just about everything and if you pose a query, he'll know the answer.

Wanna know how deep the snow is WAY THE F**K up north? He knows! Want to know how to eat noodles in the far east? He knows. Want to know how to drink beer? He knows -- wait, we all know that one!

Last call found both Cliff and Joan right in there a sipping and a chatting (boy does Joan ever understand Art!) and helping out the Glee Club too! Hope to see you both again at the next Penguin convention too!